Inside the Head of Master Nicholas: {A Shower For Mom}

Scene: Sunday morning at 8:32 am

Nicky: Mom, come with me

Mommy: Ok, Nick

*I follow Nicky into my bathroom*

Nicky: Mom, please take a shower

Mommy: uh.....why?

Nicky: You will look better after you shower

{He has a point, lol! so here is a pic of Nick "before he showers" :)}

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Inside the Head of Master Nicholas - What the??

Scene: Last night at bedtime
Nicky: Mommy, how come babies can't talk?
Mommy: Babies are born that way and they have to learn how to talk, just like you did
Nicky: Luke too?
Mommy: Yes, like Luke. He is still learning - I think he can say Hi
Nicky: No, he can say, What the Shit! and What the Heck!
Mommy: HAHAHA - really Nicky? THATS what Luke says?
Nicky. Yep. cool huh?

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Inside the Head of Master Nicholas

Its been a while but we're back for another round - and now he is FOUR!

SCENE: boys in the bathtub
Nicky: Mommy, what are you doing
Mommy: I am working out.
Nicky: why?
Mommy: so I can be thin and healthy
Nicky: Oooooh, like your other friends

Scene: Bathtime again
Nicky: Who is that singing?
Mommy: Britney Spears
Nicky: Ewww, that sounds like a baby

Scene: In the car driving to the HEB
Nicky: Mommy, will Mario, Eleanore, and Roxy ever come back from "kevan"
Mommy: UM
Nicky: Why did they go to kevan?
Mommy: UH
Nicky: Do they like it there?
Mommy: AH
Nicky: I bet they do if there are toy stores
Mommy: Yes! Exactly

Scene: Playing in the backyard
Mommy: Look Nicky, there is your stegosaurus!
Nicky: No, that's a spineasaurous
Mommy: Oh sorry
Nicky: That's Oh-Kay Mooom-ah. I still love you.

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Even the Brightest Stars Fade a Little

Scene: At the Park with Daddy
Girl: Hi my name is Minnie. Want to Play? Can I make you a cake?
Nicky: Yep
Minnie: Whats your name?
Nicky: Hi, I'm a goat.

I don't make this stuff up.

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Inside the head of Master Nicholas

Scene: Hanging out at home
Nicky: Mom, I'm going away for 4 days
Me: Oh really? You are? Where are you going?
Nicky: to the moon
Brandon: Can I come?
Nicky: Noooo, you won't like it. I'm doing adult things

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I'm gonna get you Bitch

Nicky and Brandon playing with their plastic play shotguns Mommy bought for $8.00 at H.E.B. 

Leave it to Nicky...

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Inside the Head of Master Nicholas

Scene: Daddy and Nicky in bed.
Daddy: Nicky it's quiet time
{10 minutes later}
Nicky: Excuse me Daddy. Excuse me, but can you touch an octopus?
Daddy: Yeah
Nicky: Ok,  just not a jelly fish.

Scene: Sunday afternoon. Dan has to do expense reports

Daddy: I have to work

Nicky: Why

Daddy: Because my boss told me I had to

Nicky: No one tells daddy what to do

Mommy: Well, Mommy does

Nicky: No

Mommy: Yes

Nicky: No mommy

Mommy: Yes

Nicky: NO Mommy., no one tells Daddy what to do. Never

Scene: In the car, Nicky talking about monster trucks, Brandon pointing out Big Trucks.

Nicky: "...and then Monster trucks, blah blah monster trucks..."

Brandon: Ohh big truck!

Nicky: Stop saying Big trucks Brandon. Monster trucks, blah blah blah.

{Then Dan gets pulled over}

Daddy: Crap, I just got pulled over

Nicky: Daddy why where you driving so fast? Did you get a ticket? Do you have to go to time out? Are you going to go slow? And then go fast? Look daddy, those cars are going really fast. Those are bad cars. Are you going fast? The Police man is going to catch them. {Sneezes} Bless me. Can I see the ticket. Are you going a little fast next time? Here you go mommy. {Hands me ticket}. Thank you.

Scene: Mommy and Nicky at Target.

Mommy: Nicky can I have a sip

Nicky: You should have got your own

Scene: Nicky on the potty:

Nicky: This is a really hard one, but it's coming out fast. I can hear it. It's coming. Its sounds like this. {Makes a face and grunts.} Sometimes it's big. {Roxy walks in} Hi Roxy. She's a good girl. {Brandon walks in} Hi Brandon. Do you have to go? Ok, Mommy all done. {hops off pot and looks inside} Oh wow look mom, it's a dinosaur bone one!

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Arguing

I posted this to Facebook last night ...

and it reminded me of something Nicky said the other night

So here is a special edition of "Inside the mind of Master Nicholas"

Scene: on the couch before bedtime

Daddy: One more show and then we're going to bed - no arguing

Nicky: what's arguing?

Daddy: When I say yes and you say NO

Nicky: Oh yeah, I do that all the time.

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Inside the Head of Master Nicholas

Scene: Mommy and Daddy's Shower
Nicky: I  taking a shower so I can be clean and pretty for Tiffany tomorrow

Scene: Playtime Upstairs, followed by a loud crashing sound
Nicky: OOOWWEEE! {Screaming}
Daddy: Are you OK?? 
Nicky: You need to catch me if I fall Daddy.

Scene: Getting dressed in the morning
Nicky: Look Val, I'm in all red. 
Val: Like me. 
Nicky: Yeah, like a bobsled man.


Scene: At Grandma's pool

Nicky: {holding a bucket} Bye, bye, I'm going to work. See you tomorrow. 
Us: Bye Nicky.
Nicky: {one second later} Hi, I'm back from Tomorrow.

Scene: Nicky and Brandon playing with plastic guns

Nicky: I am the big brother and you be the little one. Let's go shoot. 
Brandon: OK.
Nicky: I'll keep on eye on you.

Scene: Watching the USA gymnastics
Nicky: I do that at Rollie Pollies {gymnast on the parallel bars}
Val: Wow neat, Nicky? Can you do that too? {gymnast on beam} 
Nicky: no, but next week I can

Scene: at the gates of a CLOSED SeaWorld
Nicky: Why is SeaWorld closed?

Shauna: The Dolphins are sick

Nicky: Why

Shauna: Because someone threw something in the water 
Nicky: Sigh, I bet it was a boy

Scene: car ride home from SeaWorld
Nicky: Oh NO! we didn't get a toy for Booba!

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Inside the head of Master Nicholas

Scene: Mommy just bought a cowboy hat
Nicky: Mommy, I don't like that
Mommy: Like what?
Nicky: Your Hat. I don't like you with hats.

Scene: Headed to our friends house
Nicky: What's that?
Daddy: Wine
Nicky: Why?
Mommy: Because we are going to our friends house, and it's nice to bring a present.
Nicky: But when my friends come to visit, they don't bring a present.

Scene: Hugging Nicky
Mommy: I love you, my baby
Nicky: I'm not a baby, I'm a big boy

Scene: Nicky always seems to find a "treat" no matter where it is hidden
Mommy: Nicky! Where did you find that?? {gummy bears hidden in Grandma Booba's room}
Nicky: Moooom, I have special eyes that find them
{like DUH, right?}

Scene: Nicky wants to play with some water balloon to throw at the ants outside
Nicky: Mommy, will you do two balloons for me
Mommy: Just two?
Nicky: Just two.
Mommy: Ok then.{hands him two water balloons}
Nicky: You're the best mom

Scene: Brandon snatches Nicky's new Rocks from the Inner Space Caverns
Nicky: {Screams like a little girl} Dad, get him! He took my rocks. He goes to TIME OUT.
Daddy: Brandon give those back!{Daddy chases him around the couch; Brandon laughing; finally captures B and gives rocks back to Nick}
Nicky: Dad! You saved the day!

.:The End:.

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Inside the Mind of Master Nicholas...and Brandon too!

Scene: Mommy exasperated with Nick
Mommy: Nicholas, OH MY LORD!
Nicky: I'm not lord, I'm Nicky.

Scene: Nicky running around with no pants on
Mommy: Nicky, put some clothes on, you're naked.
Nicky: I'm not naked. (pauses and takes shirt off) Now I'm REALLY naked!

Scene: Daddy changing Brandon
Daddy: Nicky, will you bring me the Desitin
Nicky: Can I put some on my finger and put it on Brandon's butt?

Scene: Getting ready for the pool
Mommy: Where are their bathing suits?
Daddy: I don't know
Nicky: Moooom, I don't wear bathing suits. Those are for girls. I wear swim trunks


Some one liners....
Nicky: When bad guys come, we can turn them into robots and shoot them. {eating dinner}
Nicky: {chewing gum} Smell my air {blows his breath on me}

Nicky: When your tongue hits it, its so sooooooo good. {eating a lollipop}

and Brandon is finally on the board!
Scene: Grandma Booba comes over

Brandon: {yells} Beba's Home! Beba's Home!

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Inside the Mind of Master Nicholas

Scene: Mommy and Nicky playing out front
Mommy: Nicky, stop hitting the plants with your sword
Nicky: but why
Mommy: because you will hurt them
Nicky: but they cant talk, Mommy


Scene: Daddy sitting on the couch on Sunday morning
Nicky: Daddy, what are you doing?
Daddy: I'm working
Nicky: Can we do some exercises please? Put one leg up and you bend over like this

Scene: Snack time - after 2 bowls of dry cereal
Nicky: {coming out of my bedroom} Look Mom, its all gone!
Mommy: {pause} Hmm, what did you do?
{walking into our bedroom, Nicky running after me - cereal all over the floor}
Nicky: Moooom, No! Just don't see it.  I'll clean it up. I was sharing with Zeus

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More musings from Master Nicholas

Scene: Playground at school. Nicky runs up to greet Daddy and I
Nicky: I GOT A HAPPY GRAM TODAY!!
Mommy: You did?! That's great honey, how come?
Nicky: For listening  - aaaaaaaalllllllll Day.

Scene: Nicky at Grandma Booba's
Mommy: Nicky, stop jumping on Grandma's couch with a lollipop
Nicky: I am NOT jumping Mom.
Mommy: Yes, you are.
Nicky: No I am hopping

Scene: Nicky playing with his Monster Trucks
Nicky: Mommy, Baby Luke can have all my Monster Trucks
Mommy:: That is so sweet Nicky. Good sharing
Nicky: Then I will get all new ones?
Mommy: Oh Nicky, you have this all figured out don't you? :)

Scene: Nicky just finished using the potty and he runs out of the bathroom.
Nicky: Auntie Val, come look at my poop. It's multicolored!

Scene: Friday after a BBQ with the Wilson's
Mommy: Nicky did you have fun tonight?
Nicky:  {thinking} No Mommy, Kylee Jo gives me a headache

Scene: watching TV
Nicky: Mommy, can I kiss you?
Mommy: {heart swelling} Yes Nicky
{Nicky kisses my shoulder}
Nicky: You're my best friend

Scene: Sunday afternoon
Mommy: Nicky, let's go to the store
Nicky: Are we getting a toy for Nicky, Brandon?
Mommy: Sure
Nicky: And Baby Luke
Mommy: Yes, we can get somehting for Baby Luke too
Nicky: and a dogbone for Roxy and Zeusey?
Mommy: Yes for them too. What about Daddy?
Nicky: Mommy, Daddy is not a puppy.

Scene: Going to the car
Mommy: Let's Go
Nicky: Vamanos!

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