27 months and counting

What our 2 year old says on a typical night at our house

I'm Nicholas Abeling Alexander
What do you have, Mommy?
Stop Mommy, I am talking to Daddy

Stop Mommy, I'm cleaning
Walk away Mommy
No Thank You Mommy
Daddy get Nicky, You get Brandon 
Daddy, please lay down with me

Stop crying Brandon, shhhhhhhhhh!

I have to go poo poo...

(followed by) 

Look, I went poo Daddy! I get a Poo Candy!
That sucks
That's yuck
That's funny
What's that?

Uno, dos, quattro, thank you.

{Ok the only said that once, but I still find it so funny}